spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

by Semenary Road September 25, 2010

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

by SuccPapi October 4, 2016

Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...

by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019

fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

fitness

fitness big dick in mouth

i heard you into fitness

by memest boi ever February 27, 2019

Planet Fitness

A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.

Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.

by AFG-K August 2, 2021

Planet Fitness

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month

Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains

by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021