South Dakota Firehose

A sexual act involving a woman and one or more men. The woman lights her vagina on fire, and the man or men use their penises like firehoses and put out the fire.

Marissa suffered third-degree burns after a South Dakota Firehose gone wrong

by CDRTickledick December 8, 2019

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

by Hypercycloid September 6, 2008

Wet Firehose

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.

I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose

by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.

Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”

by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024