Firehose it

Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.

Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself

by mr_t January 1, 2015

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018

Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.

Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.

by Kdirt May 27, 2021

Saltwater Firehose

Spontaneous discharge of the mainline in a nautical setting.

I got so excited during the Shellback ceremony I nearly blew my Saltwater Firehose.

by Marlinspike February 5, 2023

Firehose

When a redhead is giving you head, and your about to cum, you take your dick out of her mouth, cover part of your hole and spray your cum on her hair. Also could be done during intercourse.

Man, me and Julie were having sex last night, and it wasn't anything spiecial, so i pulled out and did the Firehose.

by Patskii August 6, 2007

Firehose

The act of peeing in a butt.

Dude 1: So I had the sex with that gal last night.

Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?

Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.

by TBM1 April 10, 2009