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carny fingernails

While working a manual labor job, you end up having a copious amount of dirt and foreign particles caked under your finger nails. Making you appear unclean and lecherous. Can also be in conjunction with "carny arms."
While making pizza all day, I ended up having some gross carny fingernails from grabbing cheese and pepperoni with my hands.

Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"
by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010
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fingernail fetish

when one is sexually attracted to fingernail attached or unattached to ones finger
Dude Bertha chewed off my fingernail. She definitely has a fingernail fetish.
by TimmyTurnerTheCancerKid June 18, 2019
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drowning in fingernails

the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you
Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"

Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"
by LIsquared January 29, 2010
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2girls fingerpaint

Like 2girls1cup, except on this one two girls paint each other with the other ones poop
by howudoin January 18, 2009
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fingernails emoji

by JJG4:20 December 1, 2020
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fingerally

From the word toetally from the word totally. Only used if someone says "toetally" first, or you'll just sound like (even more of) an idiot.
Dude1: That was awesome.

Dude2: Toetally.

Dude1: Fingerally.
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Fingerfold

To accidentally finger the fold or crevice of a fat womens body instead of her vagina.
Man I accidentally gave this fat chick a fingerfold last night, man I was drunk but I think she still liked it.
by Degeneracy December 4, 2010
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