Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.

Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.

by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

FingerBlasted

Getting blasted in the anus or vaginal area by the ring or middle finger.

OMG, she just got fingerblasted in your room!

by WapoFurious July 14, 2018

faggerblasted

The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

by jorgev December 20, 2008

Finger Blast

A diversionary tactic implemented by women to not only preserve the feelings of the male counter part, but minimize physical damage to the internal vaginal wall. While being penetrated with the finger, if the sensation becomes to intense or painful, the woman will take the males fingers and suck on them, as if to be ultimately sexually aroused. This motivational diversion is to have the male assume his performance is adequate, when in all actuality, he is shredding up her beef curtain.

'I had to totally pull a finger blast on Chaz the other night, he was soo shredding up my beef curtain.'

by FecalMaster July 10, 2009

Fingerblastin

An assualt on the vagine with your fingers

Taylor cried when Evan was fingerblastin his butthole, because it hurt.

by unkonw January 29, 2007

Fingerbast

Using your two fingers to rub your clit while fucking

He sucked at fucking I had to Fingerbast to get mine!

by ShayBird85 March 14, 2015