fingerblast

To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.

I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.

by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

fingerature

sign ipad using only finger

when you sign using your finger.. on ipad using debit or credit card fingerature

by bubba lambo August 20, 2013

fingergate

when Rae and Vanessa from Netflix’s The Ultimatum fingered each other while they were living together and then the straight host of the queer show referred to the situation as “fingergate”

“We can’t talk about Rae and Lexi’s relationship without talking about fingergate, because Rae enjoyed being fingered but Lexi is hella jealous that another woman’s finger was in her ex-girlfriend’s vagina”.

by Weymouth_gurl June 11, 2023

fingerbang

What teenagers in the 80's did

Tommy fingerbanged me at the Debbie Gibson show last night

by diarrhea Jones December 14, 2013

Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra

by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013

Fingerblast

1. To use ones fingers as an instrument of vaginal destruction

1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"

by Your creepy uncle October 18, 2010