Chicken fillet guarantee

The assurance you expect from the process, that it will not be deceiving and harmful, but will be completely enjoyable and safe for you.

Person: Hey, have you heard of this new movie that is on air? Should we go see it?
Me: Idkidk, what do people say about it?
Person: Uhmm, the opinions are mixed, but...
Me: Bruh, there ain't no "but". I need a "chicken fillet guarantee" that the movie is cool, otherwise that is no participation.

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Bro-1: Yo b, did you see this fly-ass chick over there? I heard she be doing mad things with that that....
Bro-2: Oh, word?
Bro-1: Chicken fillet guarantee, b.
Bro-2: Aight, Imma go get that Chick-fil-A then.

by 9on6 October 7, 2019

Cthulu Fillet

When you put an alive octopus in a vagina and have sexual intercourse

guy: Dude we made a Cthulu Fillet!
guy2: i gotta do that to how was it
guy: fishy....

by Odep dep December 2, 2011

fish fillet

1. A woman who sleeps with other women.

2. A boneless piece of fish.

Jen used to like boys, but now she likes her fish filleted. She might as well buy a Subaru.

by zisforxylophone July 7, 2005

5 finger fillet

A game called 5 finger filet, knife game, nerve, or bishop. To play, a person takes a knife, (or a safer pointy object like a marker or sharpie), places his/her palm on a flat surface, and attempts to stab the spaces between his/her fingers. Numbered spaces are -

1. Behind the thumb
2. Between the index finger and thumb
3. Between the middle finger and index finger
4. Between the Ring and middle finger
5. Between the Pinky and Ring finger
6. Behind the Pinky

In Europe, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6-1-5-1-4-1-3-1-2 (repeat)
In America, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-3-4-5-6-5-4-3-2-1 (repeat)

Those posers use markers for 5 finger fillet I use a tanto.

by KnifesAndGuns June 14, 2010

Fish-o-fillet

a term used to describe one that looks like a fish

Arrianne gave the appearance of lookng like a Fish-o-fillet.

by Eggington June 12, 2008

fish fillet

A term to denote money bills as it smells or is, most of the time, synonymous to fish smell. Another term for cash stacks.

I gots rubber bands all over my fish fillets.

by som guy who defind fish fillet July 8, 2010

chicken fillet burger

a burger with a chicken fillet in it. tastes oh so delicious when your locked at 3 in the morning. the best place to get them is the harcourt diner.

ye had a chicken fillet burger last nite from harcourt diner- was super sav

by redknickers October 20, 2008