to be fettered

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.

I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.

by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

fetter

the combination of the words feel and better; fetter.

listening to this song makes me fetter.

by savvy momma May 20, 2009

Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.

WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

The Fattest Fuck

Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.

Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!

by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007

fetter

An inbred or mentally challenged individual, usually hailing from the Southern States or remote parts of Canada (Toronto) quite often occupying space in the cubical next to yours at work.

"Quit being such a fetter, and give me back my f**king stapler."

by xcryptic March 18, 2004

fattestwilly

fattestfilly is cool

fattestwilly is cool

by shitoff August 2, 2021

fetterwoman

Mythical hunchbacked transgender cryptid noted for its sharklike face, unkempt appearance, and succulent lips.

Did you know that a famous barstool CEO got a blowjob from a fetterwoman at a gloryhole in Lexington, Kentucky?

by Dash Dobrofsky September 12, 2022