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what fettle

A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
"I told her to get up stairs , pull her nighty up,and I gave her What Fettle"
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Fetire is a really chill guy and he's really cool to hang out with once you get to know him. Fetire's are usually extremely rich and if you're lucky enough to date one, just know you're in for a real treat!
Fetire is really chill! How I wish he was my boyfriend!
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to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.
"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?"

"Aye, it wer reyt grand anole. We were fettlin` all neet. She`s a reyt dirty mare is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"
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Adj. meaning the most improbable, impossible of events or goals.
Spending hours of laborious time in an attempt to get the business back, when they were clearly unqualified to handle such a complex and herculean task, was the futilest of goals.
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I gave my fertile sauce to my alfredo babe.
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