festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

festy

adj. disgusting, outright putrid, like something you might find while camping in central Australia,

"look at Jenna's face. You can tell that the ham steak is really festy."

by aratoncentral October 17, 2022