Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.

As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.

by Grace O. December 9, 2008

Ferpecto

Totally Perfect ie. a perfect diss, a perfect joke, a perfect outfit

Oh My God, that outfit is totally Ferpecto!

by WordoftheDayForLife October 22, 2010

ferport

to carry or relocate

the act of transferring something from one place to another

Am I going to have to ferport you to your room or would you rather walk?
or
You are hurt! Let me ferport you.

by prophesy destroyer December 9, 2016

Ferpes

n. A virus caused by the foot of someone kicking or playfully attacking you with their feet especially when the person getting "ferpeed" does not like it in any way, shape, or form.

"EW, AVA STOP! You're giving me ferpes!!"

by Sosothehoho August 8, 2017

Ferpies

Ferpies is a form of face herpies that you can contract from females and females only.

I was with that bitch chaayA and she gave me ferpies man.

by Homie 1234 May 7, 2018

Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)

Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…

by :/- November 26, 2022

Ferpa

A slang term for a Farwas - a floor length coat traditionally word by Bedouin men to survive the harsh desert winters

Hey Helen, don’t forget to bring your ferpa or you’ll be cold.

by AlUla Anonymous March 2, 2024