Go put a filter on it

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way

Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

by $NEEZE July 1, 2018

don felder

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.

That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.

by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007

thot filter

The Snapchat dog filter

Oh my god Jessica needs to stop using the Thot Filter

by Loserchick1776 October 14, 2017

filter bubble nationalism

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right

Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.

by sandraxine September 29, 2017

Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

happy filter

The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.

"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"

by Alezis October 17, 2017

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 7, 2007