Feeble Git

A being who is rather large and most likely has ginger hair. Synonym to 'beast' or 'absolute unit'.

Get the f**k over here you feeble git!

by bobstinger February 15, 2019

Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)

Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "

by TeddyStix December 28, 2014

fun for the feebleminded

Any diversionary activity that requires a fair amount of effort and absolutely no brain power; generally makes the person doing it look slightly stupid.

Building a house of index cards? That's fun for the feebleminded if I ever saw it.

by Lady Csyde February 11, 2006

feeber

Noun. A hot smelly and quiet fart.

Jane got into the car and exclaimed "oh, how utterly vile , who let out a feeber in this car?"

by Husserl E August 8, 2010

feebish

a name for someone who is weird, funny looking, or mainly a loser

ew isnt that person feebish

by banditfosho September 18, 2005

Feedie

A foodie whose love of food extends to feeding others who are in need: a foodie humanitarian.

Instead of throwing away his steak tartare, he gave it to a homeless person. He's such a feedie.

by HDot May 15, 2013

feeble lie

When something is said and it is very unlikely that it is a lie (yet not impossible) but due to lack of witnesses, and possible verification, it cannot be proven wrong, and legally is a lie

Jeff: I heard you go out with that ugly fat girl Helga

Paul: Yeah, right I do not go with her

Jeff: She said you guys are dating

Paul: Well she's wrong

Jeff: That's a feeble lie man, your definitely lying to me but I can't prove it

by Optical Epilepsy September 8, 2009