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festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
by guruwong May 13, 2005
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Festive

It´s when a man blows his load in his patrners Anus. Then pulls out two straws and both partners suck said load out of anus.
In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!
by ThmsMcGuir March 19, 2009
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Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.
Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.
by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004
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fictive

A fictitious Idea or train of thought, created using imagination.
I can totally get into this {book here}'s Fictive

We're not actually related, but I view my uncle with a kinship fictive.
by Jdogtwodolla March 23, 2014
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Fictive

Woah! Fictives r goofy!
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festive

a word to describe something is amazing and cool was used for 1 moth then everyone used it lol so yer woop ti do!! xXx
*Jed* I just got a new osaka top!!
*Natasha* OMG how festive!!
by x-V-x October 6, 2008
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factive

Fake active- enjoys dressing in active wear, but hates activities
Do you like my outfit? It’s factive

You attend a sport activity but you do not participate in the sport- dressing up in a golf outfit to take a picture in the outfit but you don’t golf and stay in the cart
by hillbillyal August 11, 2021
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