Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

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feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

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Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)

"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."

by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021

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Fortnite Feces festival

Commonly abbreviated as FFF, It is a rarely practiced ritual in which a person plays the popular shooter game Fortnite, and throws, rubs, or smears feces all over an area with 3 or more people.

Hey dude, wanna come and preform an FFF with my friends?
Whats an FFF?

A Fortnite Feces Festival!

by poutineman1 December 23, 2021

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get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

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doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012

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