A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
by Kalley January 2, 2005
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Get the fearted mug.The term used to describe the expression on one's face when you say something to them that they find both puzzling and offensive or untrue at the same time, but without the ability to communicate their disagreement with your statement. A fernt face expresses disgust without saying so, and in most cases, it is a subconsciously generated face, not like disgustful face is made. You usually have to point it out to the fernt face maker that they are, in fact, fernting on you.
I told him that investing in that stock wasn't a good idea, but all he could do was look at me with a fernt face.
by Brett MacIsaac July 8, 2005
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Guy 1: hey look at that fern
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool
Guy 1: fearne lol
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool
Guy 1: fearne lol
by Fearneisnotanamebutsimplyaplan August 10, 2020
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"How did it go with that girl last night"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
by ConnorB92 December 18, 2015
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1). "The vampire scared her so bad that she had a feartastic experience."
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"
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