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fastini

Best drink, even though it has the word Fass in it
"Hmmm man better get me some fastini! YEEHAW Eff the world!"
by Ned+Kev January 26, 2008
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fastinization

The process of fasting aka on a diet and not eating solids.
I cant go for dinner Shaniqua I am on a fastinization.
by REDDY March 29, 2015
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fausties

“fausties” is a collective thought. A DEEP realization of what it’s like to be WOKEN.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
fausties Today at 12:00
fausties
by Veiiorra June 16, 2023
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fatusting

adj. Something that is both fat and disgusting at the same time
This bowl of soup is fatusting.
by Batost March 11, 2008
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fasting

A cleanings way of de-toxing your body of unwanted stuff. Often misused by people who want to lose weight. Fasting isn't a good way to lose weight, It is however often used to cleans the body if used right. Allow me to explain. In some cutlers and even religions, Many people believe by not eating you are cleansing the soul of toxins. Fasting is only suppose to last 3-7 day's however many people go overboard with this thinking it will help them lose weight. At firsyes, but then the body begins to reganize the fast and will start storing fat in order to keep it from losing precision fuel. On other note, It causes your metabolism to drop down. Yes the way you eat can affect your metabolism and by not eating your metabolism will shut off. I've seen skinny girls who think they are fat and in order to lose weight they try and fast, but they often gain that weight back and it turns into fat. They keep on fasting and more fat added on. Until there body are messed up. Fasting is also a form of bulmia: (Many people think bulmia has to do with purging but this is not always the case. Many woman who are bulmia will fast for 1-2 weeks a month, Thinking it'll make them thin. They do lose weight but only muscle weight. (Muscle helps burn cal's and helps speed up your metabolism.) Fat does not, Fat just slows down the metabolism.

So ladies if you are going to fast, Think about this. Do you really want to ruin your body? Here's what fasting can do. (Only if its prolong and misused- Yes its often used to cleans the body of toxins but only if used right, By drinking juices or water for 24-72 hrs, then slowly ad food into your diet, This will keep your body from confonsion. If you are going to use it to cleans your body, only do this every 3-6 months to keep your body from storing fat. Also talk to your doctor about this, (I've done this and got my doctors ok.)Now the list of things it can do If misused. Head-acks Bloating/Stomach pains.Unwanted weight gain. Yo-yo diet (Going from weight to the next.)Dizziness and fainting Memories loss

And bad breath

And death-(Although this is rare, and only caused by those who really over do a fast.)

So ladies and gents is your lives/body really worth it?

If you want to lose weight fine, but please do it the right way.
Jane is fasting this month, Poor thing doesn't know its only hurting her body.

I fasted for 72hrs in order to cleans my body and I feel great.
by Mspuppetgirl August 1, 2007
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faustyna

foxy, foxy ladies, generally of polish descent. humble in nature, they will break the hearts of everyone around them, all the while completely oblivious to the fact. they are the best of friends and the hottest of lovers. they are sugary sweet and blazing hott. they are the sharpest of the bunch and will excel in everything. they are incredible. they are faustyna.
boy 1: "there's this girl in my class that's got me straight-trippin' man. she's hotter than hell and so friggin' smart."

boy 2: "is she a faustyna?"

boy 1: ... ... ...

boy 2: "of course she is."
by sugar daddy 66 March 15, 2011
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Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
by Black Foot July 9, 2010
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