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gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.
It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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Sir Fartsalot

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.
Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Andrew Yang Facts

Andrew Yang Facts are the nerd version of Chuck Norris Facts. They are based on presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Just like how Chuck Norris is known for being abnormally tough, Andrew Yang is known for being abnormally smart.

Can be found on Twitter under the #AndrewYangFacts hashtag.
Andrew Yang Facts:

Andrew Yang can divide by zero and times by infinity.

The square root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Andrew Yang.

On average, cute cats spend 6 hours a day watching Andrew Yang videos.

Andrew Yang can solve a system of equations of parallel lines.

Andrew Yang's asymptote reaches the limit

Andrew Yang learned to play the piano by watching someone use a harmonica

Andrew Yang eats robots for breakfast.......without any milk.

When the Avengers need brains they go to Tony Stark, when Tony Stark needs brains he goes to Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang created a mandatory personal finance curriculum that he plans to implement in every school, so that Gen Z won't grow up to be debt slaves

Andrew Yang doesn't patent inventions. Inventions patent Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang won the World Series of poker using Pokemon cards.

To Andrew Yang, every number is a rational number

Andrew Yang beat solitaire with 9 cards
by RobbieJim July 23, 2019
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I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.
"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."
by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011
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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.
The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what thePop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
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