Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014

Fapooing

The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.

Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me

by cassiusgay June 2, 2018

fopoon

The correct name for the utensil. Anyone who uses the word "spork" is simply wrong

Pass the fopoon

by Fopoon_gang November 10, 2020

Fpoon

The best of all eating untensils ever.
A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered to be "cool" or "amazing" or just undescribable.
Can also be used as a curse word.
Fpoon is a word that can be used in place of all words.

MM lemme use that fpoon to eat my frostie.
Look at that fpoon! She is amazing.
Fpoon you! You fpoon!
I love fpoon.

by Kayanna September 24, 2006

fpoon

the term used after forking and before spooning, or after spooning and before forking, its interchangable

wow that was great lets fpoon
or
ok im tired of spooning lets fpoon

by Arand December 7, 2006

Fpoon

Similar to the word ownage however, only Applicable in certain circumstances. Fpooned means to have rightfully smited someone, then to violate(assrape) them brutally, and leave them regretting ever having crossed you.

<High Level Player Killer> DUDE! I only have one HP left! ONE! I BEAT THE FUCKING BOSS! It killed me THREE TIMES!
<Low Level Theif> *LOOT STEAL*
<High Level Player Killer> *MASSIVE LIGNTNING STRIKE OF DOOM*
<Low Level Theif> *DEATH*
<High Level Player Killer> *Steals back loot, AND loots the low level theif's stuff*
<Third party> Oh DUDE. He was just Fpooned!

by D1Rammstein May 21, 2006

fpoon

The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.

I cannot think of a single food that I would need a fpoon to eat.

by Frybaconnaked May 6, 2006