fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

fapnatic

a person whose enthusiasm for fap to somebody or something is extreme or beyond normal limits.

-Mike, can I borrow your Tiffany preston's DVD's?.
-OK, but don't forget to give them back, I'm a real Fapnatic of that hottie.

by jessicobarker January 9, 2013

Fatmate

Nick name of a fat house or flat mate.

I live with my brother and a fatmate

by Jazz Cola February 17, 2009

Fazmattastic

Originatting from an advert that's on repeat in Circus Circus Hotel in Las Vegas America, where some fat woman describes a show as 'Fazmattastic!'. Made me go see the show, so this word deserves to rule the world!

Also, the official word of T.O.N.C.T.N.O (The Official Ninjas Club (That's Not Official))

Person 1: Let's start an Official Ninjas Club! TONC for short!
Person 2:But we don't wanna get sued, let's call it unofficial just incase!
Person 1: Fazmattastic!

by AkRoBaT April 18, 2006

fagmates

Two friends who are usually smoking without their parents knowing, and a bit trampy, because basically they share cigarettes.

"Urgh... look at them fagmates.. they're such tramps

by shadyzlilladee September 7, 2005

Fagmat

Fill a gut and make a turd

The proud mayor cut the ribbon to proclaim creating 300 jobs that all pay only minimum wage. Such jobs are good only to fagmat.

by Puchin October 30, 2011

Falmata

Smart,strong,big dick,attractive,brownish type,makes a lot of money. He really doesn't worry about any thing,he spends his money like its nothing. He is laid back but very powerful. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM!!!! He will mess your shit up,but only of you mess with him. Other than that he is very kind and caring. He is very funny. He is the kind of who will be taking about anything and people just start laughing,for a reason he doesn't understand. He only talks about important thing to people he cares about. He will do anything for someone he cares about. He is the kind of guy to commit to one girl,and treat her like a queen. But most of all,he is loving.

Emily:OMG! Did you see that falmata!

Sara:Yeah! He is so HOT 🔥

by TRUTH /\ HTURT March 16, 2021