fapist

someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult

you son of a fapist!

by TokenIranian November 22, 2015

Fadick

1) A Person Who Knows How Too Much About Women But Is Not Gay.Usually From Their Body Language Or The Way The Speak , Choice Of Words Chosen.

E.g. Casanova , Playboy.

2) An Individual Who Used To Toy With Heats But Can Never Get A Serious Relationship When He/She Wanted One.

1) Girl 1 : " Omg ! You're With Him ? "

Girl 2 : " Yeah , He Knows How To Woo Everyone "

Girl 1 : " I sense he's A Fadick "

2) Dude : " Damn , whenever I want to get serious , i can never find the right one "

Chick : " Congrats , You're A Fadick "

by Bring_ December 9, 2009

Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.

John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

famicom

The Japanese name of the Nintendo Entertainment system (NES). It might also be known as the "Nintendo Family Computer". It's an 8-bit console that played cartridge-style games. You can easily tell the difference from the US and JP version by its cosmetics; US had gray/black, JP had red/white/gold.

Wow, you're playing the NES? In 2005? You're totally old-school.

by Gearbox January 14, 2005

fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

by Macawesome November 27, 2013