ballooning

Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.

Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!

by candyman22 September 9, 2019

Ballooning over Paris

Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.

Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.

Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.

Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.

by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010

water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.

Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.

by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016

ballooning

Being high and very enjoyable to be around.

Shit, Heathers amazing. But when shes ballooning, i just want to do it with her.

by hspence February 19, 2007

Cold-Air Ballooning

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

fallooing

random pieces of hair that float your head around after working all day in windy conditions

Nicki, was it a windy day at work today? your hair is fallooing all over the place

by kylebuday July 27, 2010

Falloning

Verb Not noticing when somone of the opposite gender wants to bone and finding out when you no longer have a shot

Noun Fallon- to never notice when opposite gender is interested

Verb
P1-"Dude remember when Nicole wanted your D"

P2-"Wait what?!"
P1-" HAHAHAHA you're Falloning so hard right now aren't you?"
P2- "FUCK!!"
P1- "Man you're a born Fallon didn't even notice Laura flirting with you"
P2- FML :(

by kolo90 January 16, 2015