shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

Fallback Friend

The friend that your other friends don't know, who you go to when the shit hits the fan.

Jack:I'm tired of all the drama,I'm gonna hang with Chris.
Bob:Who?
Jack:Exactly.

"Dude, Where were you last weekend?"
"I was at my fallback friend's place all weekend, so I could avoid the shit thats been happening."
"Good plan."

by The New Man April 21, 2008

fallback friend

The "friend" you go to when you have no one else to hang out with, whom you would never talk to otherwise.

Michelle: "Well, Kayla just ditched me and I don't want to stand here like an idiot. I guess I'll go talk to Janice, my fallback friend."

by FOSHOYO May 20, 2008

fallback

Fallback or Fall Back:

1. Phrase used to command someone to back up or cool down
2. Get Real

1. Phrase used to command someone to back up or cool down

Ignorant Person: A dawg you was that nigga that was talking to my ex at the party. So you gon' disrespect me and talk to her, knowing she was my ex?

Person 2: Mane you getting real hype for nuttin'. Get out my face with that s#@t

Ignorant Person: Naw mane, I hate n!ggas that try to disrespect me!!!

Person 2: N!gga FALLBACK d@mn it ain't worth it!

2. Get Real

Corny dude: A baby, you know you wanna talk to me.

Fine Chick: (ha ha) N!gga FALLBACK!

by IL Soul December 3, 2005

Fallback sex

Fallback sex is the kind of sex you can easily negotiate to in lieu of intercourse. Generally its manual or oral or a combination of the two.

i always know that Keith will be fine with a good hand job and a moment or two of oral sex..so i like to stay on top of my fallback sex techniques...its not as messy..

by DaynaS February 18, 2008

fallback or fallback

this means stand back or get slapped or punched causing you to literally fall back

fallback or fallback ya dig man, cuz i really dont wanna get violent in this motherf@&$er

by man of the year October 14, 2006