Fatastasize

(fu-tass-ta-size); the spreading or growing of fat cells in the body caused by the onset of too much food being eaten; the growing of fat cells in the body after eating too much; the process of food becoming fat cells in your body;

Now that I ate the whole pie, I need to lay down and let it fatastasize in me" or "I ate so much that all I can do now is lay here and fatastasize.

by Word Johnson June 29, 2011

Fatastic

People (or animals) that are hilariously fat and are therefore extremely amusing.

Dr. Phil: Welcome our fatastic guest Abby. She weighs 650 pounds and was air lifted into our studio this morning.

Abby: Thank you Dr. Phil for having me on your show. I would like to give a shout out to my fatastic husband and fatastic family.

by Fatastic Abby July 30, 2006

Self Falatio

To give yourself oral sex

Elliott Richardson, King of Self Falatio

by Captain ? September 1, 2011

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

Falstaff

A gang infested area in Toronto infamous for shootings and it's large drug trade.

Falstaff is too dangerous i'm not goin' man.

by cduber July 15, 2010