falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004

falaish

to sex someone up...in any way possible...no limitations.

BOB: dude, lets go get hammered.
JIM: hellz yea brotha, then after we get hammerd we can go falaish some really nasty hoes.

by icecreaman108 January 12, 2008

falafel

ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices

I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!

by ArAbiAN AnGeL December 11, 2003

Falacebook

A list of all the people who have performed oral sex on you.

Guy 1: Dude, your sister's in my falacebook.

Guy 2: Don't care, your mum's in mine!

by sieffy13 August 24, 2011

falaciation

the act of falacio

the woman was caught in the act of falaciation with her boyfriend at the movie theatre

by AZJC December 19, 2011

Falangee

a word most commonly used to get out of sticky situations, most memorably used in the american sitcom friends.

1)There's something wrong with the left falangee!!!!!!!
2)(on a really bad date) 'um...i gotta go check on my falangee, bye!-you big wierdo.'
3)oh my god is that a giant floating falangee! (said usually whilst running away as fast as humanly possible)

by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 19, 2005

falafalought

anything you want it to be

fuck him hes a falafalought

by fuck my name December 6, 2003