Falacco 

The act of covering up errors or mistakes by the United States Government.

It's like brasso except we never hear about it.

They accidentally dropped a 500lb bomb in pakistan. Really? just put some falacco on it and blame the taliban.

Falacco by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Flaccid Flacco 

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation

While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.

Flaccid Flacco by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010

falacio 

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

falacio by Hookadood January 7, 2007

Joe Flacco 

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.

Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.

Joe Flacco by BennyG93 January 28, 2010

Flacco 

Flaccid. When you lose your erection due to something very unattractive. A soft penis

The entire state of Colorado went Flacco after the Broncos lost last night.

The doctor prescribed me some Viagra to help with me Flacco problem.

Flacco by ConnaDillen January 13, 2013

Flaccoon

A flat raccoon. Roadkill.

"Dude, that semi just hit a raccoon."
"It's a flaccoon now."

Flaccoon by The_Missus April 28, 2010

falacious

when a girl deserves to suck penis for a very long time

"that girl looks like she's falacious."
"You know the girl that came down to my house last night ? She's totally falacious."

falacious by hotone October 3, 2008