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Falacco

The act of covering up errors or mistakes by the United States Government.

It's like brasso except we never hear about it.
They accidentally dropped a 500lb bomb in pakistan. Really? just put some falacco on it and blame the taliban.
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
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Flaccid Flacco

1.A debbie downer, party pooper, or an otherwise buzz killing individual named after NFL quarterback Joe Flacco

2.When you are unable to achieve an erection in a sexual situation
While drinking around Billy, Billy said, "what would your parents think of that?". To which i responded stop being a Flaccid Flacco.

I wanted to give my girlfriend birthday sex, but i was being a Flaccid Flacco.
by bob da builder3 February 8, 2010
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falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.
I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!
by Hookadood January 7, 2007
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Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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Flacco

Flaccid. When you lose your erection due to something very unattractive. A soft penis
The entire state of Colorado went Flacco after the Broncos lost last night.

The doctor prescribed me some Viagra to help with me Flacco problem.
by ConnaDillen January 13, 2013
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Flaccoon

"Dude, that semi just hit a raccoon."
"It's a flaccoon now."
by The_Missus April 28, 2010
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falacious

when a girl deserves to suck penis for a very long time
"that girl looks like she's falacious."
"You know the girl that came down to my house last night ? She's totally falacious."
by hotone October 3, 2008
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