falasch

any sexual acts preformed by a female to make a guy monk

"I'm gonna go to state where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to falasch me.

by Joshsoc9 April 15, 2008

FaLazy

Fat and Lazy. Falazy people are not overly active. They stay home most the time and love to eat in bed.

I made my boyfriend go get me a Super Sized #10 meal from McDonald's because I'm falazy.

by TardieMcFatAss May 2, 2009

falagala

Flamboyant; light in the loafers.

That art dealer is a little falagala.

by Hamsalad May 14, 2014

falamank

Type of cheese that came from a woman

"My mom just falamanked on me"

by Obama6942069 March 27, 2021

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

by Hookadood January 7, 2007

Falagan

Often called "That guy" In the U.S. Army. This is the type of person who never wants to do PT, training, or any kind of real work. Does his best to sham in the army and collect a check. Basically a douche-bag.

Falagan

by PermaArmy December 26, 2011