fakeittis

a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. When people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people

Like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y'all were talking bout yesterday. Now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease

by TweetyBird293 March 26, 2009

Faceist

Someone who is racist against mustaches of the face!

Jane: So Jim grew this mustache, he looks like a pedophile.

Joe: Wow..... That was faceist.

by protectorofthemustache December 4, 2010

fakestyling

When you prewrite and memorize words to make people think you know how to freestyle, which usually backfires.

John: Yo, I'm totally the bomb at freestyle
Matt: Okay, let's here it
John: Shawtie, hottie, thottie
Matt: You're fakestyling

by Not a Freestyler December 31, 2014

Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

fakesterdom

A rebel against the tyranny of the natural

...a forth-wave feminist, or a symptom of fakesterdom, or a rebel against the tyranny of the natural; or a person who really, really needed help

by marfai August 11, 2019

Fakestar

Possessed version of Bramblestar.

Fakestar is trying to destroy the clans!

by Mossear April 17, 2020

Fakeastef

Fooling a good woman/wife into thinking your life is legit and of good standing around laws morals and values. Setting her up for ruin.

Don't pull a bitch move cause wrong longs were fakeastefing. Being a short sided bitch for attention.

by Scramspitispat June 14, 2020