Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

Fallist

A person that is racist against those that fall down.

*Falls down*
Ugh, Tommy just fell down. That's disgusting.
Penny, stop being such a Fallist.

by Fallist April 23, 2018

Falisterial

When someone or something is very suspicious

Tiffany: Don’t come in my room ok!!
Becky: You’re acting very falisterial

by Vicky Lynn :D January 30, 2019

failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose

Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time

by Littleantukins January 31, 2024

Familist

When you hate a specific family for no other reason than existing.

Man, Mr. Turner is such a familist, he really hates the Dinklebergs.

by Picklephobe March 7, 2026

Flailist

as in to flail
as in to be gacked
as in tweaking your ass off

When someone regularly injects entirely too much methamphetamine to to act, walk or to conversate in such a fucked up way that might remind onlookers of how Jerry Lewis may have acted, portraying Frankenstein's monster in a game of Charades.

verb

I swear, we were getting high one minute.. and the next, she became quite the flailist!

by Mr.Tank February 25, 2025