Insta-Family

When a man marries a woman who already has children.

So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?

Dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

Yeah he got an Insta-Family!

by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009

family force 5

a great band, that is pretty cool man, you should listen to them

Let's listen to some of dem Family Force 5.

by family force 5 June 24, 2006

Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

air-family

Describes fake closeness created between people, in school or work environments, that dissolves when someone leaves.

Frank: Why don't I see you with John anymore?

Ann: Now that he graduated it appears he was just air-family.

by Amy-Deane May 11, 2008

Funeral Family

Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.

My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.

by FL578 November 18, 2012

BASS FAMILY

A group of bassheads addicted to dirty, filthy, grimey, dubstep. Gettin weird and ragin is the name of the game and plur is the way of life. It's all about family!

Did you see the BASS FAMILY gettin so plur at the rave earlier?

by el bassador November 4, 2012

The Idaho Walker Family

A large Mormon family that doesn’t understand what birth control is.

Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings

by The most random person from nw February 18, 2022