Factiness

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

factiness

Colloquial term used to relate how completely true or full of facts something obviously is.

"Here are some ABSOLUTELY TRUE statements of factiness."

from: whedonesque com comments 11513#144405 October 2005

by morgan mghee April 11, 2008

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

facting

restating a fact

"Are you asking a question or restating the fact?"
"I'm facting."

by danigirl97 September 5, 2011

fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS July 1, 2007

Fackinwhore

Whoever the Fack decided my first definition wasn't good enough... Cunt.

I can't believe that fackinwhore did that...

by Whothefuckisthat July 17, 2020

Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.

5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

by Pephaze January 1, 2021