Factkin

Factkin is an individuals that identify (spiritually or psychologically) as a person who currently lives or has lived, such as an ancestor, historical figure, actress/actor, ect., in our universe or the 'real world'

Person A: Sean has started identifying as Chuck Norris now.
Person B: Can he do that?
Person A: I don't know, Factkin is a pretty controversial topic in the otherkin community.

by not4pornbunny May 27, 2017

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

Factinista

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.

by russbrucks August 30, 2008

Fackin' Diddy Donuts

A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.

"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."

by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009

facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Facting

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009