FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016

facetime

the act of 'getting facetime' is getting alone with your girl or man for some 'quality time'- usually just to do things your friends and parents wouldn't want to see.

GUY: Where you going?

GUY 2: Getting facetime with my girl.

by Jack Lycanthrope December 7, 2006

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

O FaceTime

FaceTime on the iPhone for the purpose of titillating sex play resulting in orgasm.

I love it when our calls get sexy and we O FaceTime.

by AndieCat March 24, 2013

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Facesibling

A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.

A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.

by keichix February 17, 2010

Facetime Continuum

All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.

Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the

Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum

by IRHS16 August 19, 2016