green faces

Money.

"Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that’s on one basis... I only like green faces"

by Ac87 August 16, 2011

facewhat?

Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.

Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!

You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?

by der gelb baron July 2, 2011

Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

Facesquat

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.

Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!

by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 19, 2021