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face fuck

When a dude fucks your face when your blowing him
My man kept fucking the shit out of my face last night and then gave me a pearl necklace!
by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004
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FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's
by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010
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FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.
Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!
by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011
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FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born
(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!
by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011
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Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010
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Famefucker

A person who has intercourse with celebrities for clout or exposure
Adam is a famefucker
by Swiftie.4.life June 30, 2023
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facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.
They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker
by r2kal February 1, 2009
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