fungus kitchen

Vagina, pussy

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017

Fungus Clapper

It’s the process of clapping your bitch so hard she forms a yellow bacteria on her anus.

Britney: Last night my boyfriend did the fungus clapper on me.

by Dave Fungus February 23, 2021

Fungus day

Fungus day is a day celebrated on March 5th,

Fungus day is celebrated by those who are part of the religion "Fungeston", also known as fungens. Fungus day was created to celebrate the creation of Fungeston.

Happy fungus day!

by Gerald H Brownson March 2, 2023

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016

fungus amongus

When you feel like shit after smoking old/bad weed.

Yeah, she doesn't smoke anymore since she got that fungus amongus from chris' bowl.

by toke oner July 3, 2006

fungus farm

Accommodation typically offered by cowboy landlords and especially to students, shot through with a fungal growth. The fungal infestation is often temporarily retarded at point of sale by gas or electric heaters which the landlord has removed shortly thereafter. Even if the hyphae have ramified all the way into or up from the foundations, in popular mythology it is always the tenant's fault.

Shane and myself got a cheap ground floor apartment ostensibly for a year on coming to Cork, but it turned out to be a fungus farm and we had to move out after a month for the good of our health.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Fungus Stick

Typically a penis small in size, dirty in nature. The pubic region is usually matted with a moldly substance or a flakey crust. A common symptom is a greasy like secretion found on ones under garments or the penis tip. Medically referred to as a Gustavo Alonso.

Man, last night I was at the club and this guy was grinding his Fungus Stick on me, damnit I got Gussed again.
Dirty Winkle
Dirty Sanchez
Street Penis
Grizzly Penis

by partycity October 8, 2009