Fundergrad

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie

After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.

by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009

Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

by a clikkie May 4, 2019

fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018

fundagelical

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.

James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.

by anonymous April 21, 2005