Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

Fuckwad

A more intense way of calling somebody an idiot.

Johnny you fuckwad, thats my dead wife you ejaculated on!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Fuckwad

you

You: *does anything*

everyone: you fuckwad

by boobsburp March 24, 2025

Fuckwad

A synonym for shithead or asshole

"Adams a fuckwad"
"Yeah he's such an asshole"
TLDR: Fuck Adam.

by Beepbot5000 May 17, 2021

Fuckwad

A fucking idiot that acts like a chad.

“Did you just strike a hammer with a hammer? God you are such a fuckwad!”

by Yours truly1212202 December 6, 2022

Fuckwad

A person, typicially male who constanly plays fucked up head games. A person who is shitty and not worth it anymore. A person who is just simply a fucking fuckwad. A person who has some type of fucked up motive. A person whose goal is to make your life a living hell. A charming fucker.

Baker: YOU DIDN'T CLEAN MY TABLE WHEN YOU CLOSED LAST NIGHT!!!
Closer: Yes I did you fucking fuckwad.

by fuckwad hater August 13, 2014

Fuckwad

A person who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle's turn signal

I had to slam on my brakes because of the fuckwad in front of me.

by WitchIsIn February 10, 2022