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12 year old prostitute

What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.
"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."
by b121 August 14, 2006
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Goat prostitute

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008
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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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Pro bono prostitute

by Monica Lewinsky October 8, 2003
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Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010
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food prostitute

Someone who eats disgusting things for money
Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas

Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
by falcon1823 June 2, 2010
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