st. dolly's foil

When someone pretends to know the definition of something and tries to submit it but gets rejected.

Burgess sure pulled a St. Dolly's Foil yesterday when Urban Dictionary rejected him for trying to define St. Dolly's Foil incorrectly.

by orthoelastic December 2, 2016

tin foil hat club

conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.

That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Tin Foil Hat

Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.

that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.

I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(

by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

Loyal to the Foil

Belief in conspiracy theories or knowlege in grey areas of goverment activity.

(With reference to wearing Tin foil hats.)

"Oh hey, I didnt that CIA trafficed crack and the journalist responsable was found dead with wounds that he couldn't have inflicted himself and was deemed a self death."
"Loyal to the Foil."

by T1nfo1l June 25, 2023