Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad.
Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.
Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.
Dude: Wow, he's on that website again?
Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.
Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.
Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.
Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.
by stopsayingthat April 2, 2009
Get the FMLmug. A slang short form for "Feel my Legs" originating in Hawaii. Mostly used by shark attack survivors, women who aged well, and men that shaved for the first time.
"FML girlfriends, its like im still 20!"
"Gnarrly dude... FML? They got radical scars on it."
"Dude FML! Its so soft! Like a newborn baby! No im not being gay im being serious! FML!!!"
"Gnarrly dude... FML? They got radical scars on it."
"Dude FML! Its so soft! Like a newborn baby! No im not being gay im being serious! FML!!!"
by Subzero55 March 2, 2010
Get the FMLmug. Short for fuck my life
I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml
Btw I'm a lesbian
Btw I'm a lesbian
by Pussi<3 February 21, 2011
Get the Fmlmug. 1. F*ck My Life Used to indicate self hatred
2.Fix My Lighthouse Used to say tell someone that they are being stupid or annoying
3.Forge Mod Loader An open-source mod-loader for Minecraft
4.Fluff My Llama To make a llama more fluffy.
2.Fix My Lighthouse Used to say tell someone that they are being stupid or annoying
3.Forge Mod Loader An open-source mod-loader for Minecraft
4.Fluff My Llama To make a llama more fluffy.
Person 1: I dare you to shove your face in some dog poo!
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Then I'm guessing you don't want your son back?
Person 2: Uhh. FML!
Annoying Person: LOL! Good one Steve!
Lighthouse Man: If your gonna be doing that then you might as well Fix My Lighthouse!
Bill: Hey Jimmy, can you come Fluff my Llama?
Jimmy: Sure thing Bob!
Bill: It's BILL! Not Bob! Oh F**k my life!
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Then I'm guessing you don't want your son back?
Person 2: Uhh. FML!
Annoying Person: LOL! Good one Steve!
Lighthouse Man: If your gonna be doing that then you might as well Fix My Lighthouse!
Bill: Hey Jimmy, can you come Fluff my Llama?
Jimmy: Sure thing Bob!
Bill: It's BILL! Not Bob! Oh F**k my life!
by The Pro Nerd January 16, 2015
Get the FMLmug. an easier way of saying "forgot my lunch" this term will be used when you have arrived somewhere without your lunch.
by caroline0alana November 21, 2010
Get the fmlmug. 
