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FM red (fuck me red)
FM red is short for fuck me red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.
Used in nail and beauty salons the world over. The color is a true blue red also called million dollar red.
FM red (fuck me red) by BadAzzBettieNails January 28, 2009
FM technology
FM Technology (fucking magic technology)
Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.
FM technology by tinav December 6, 2009
fm boots
'fuck me' boots. High boots, usually to the knee, black or red, leather, with a pointed toe and stiletto heel. Suggests kinky, but not necessarily S&M. When many female friends were quizzed about this, their reply was "duh, stupid!" follow me home boots fuck me boots
me : "Nice boots!"
babysitter : "Oh yes, these are my fm boots, got them in oxford street.."
me : "fm boots?"
babysitter : "fuck me boots, stupid. I'll be going out later tonight"
me : "Gulp"
babysitter : "Oh yes, these are my fm boots, got them in oxford street.."
me : "fm boots?"
babysitter : "fuck me boots, stupid. I'll be going out later tonight"
me : "Gulp"
FM'd
The name given on Football Manager when you are managing a big team but fail to beat a much smaller club, often despite having five times as many shots.
In a typical FM'ing, you'll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.
Most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. If your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn't scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.
The term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-class strikers don't usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.
In a typical FM'ing, you'll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.
Most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. If your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn't scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.
The term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-class strikers don't usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.