fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

by Truthseekah December 7, 2010

Beach Fleece

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.

"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"

by E Dellz August 1, 2009

Fleece it out

To solve a problem, usually by deep thought or discussion.

Darryl and Michael could not decide on having fire eaters in the warehouse, they need to fleece it out.

by the Cale June 22, 2006

fleeing

Highly stimulated on amphetamine type drugs, such as speed, e's or coke. As in flying. A scottish term.

They e's are pure teckle man, I'm fleeing already.

by thefee October 15, 2006

FLEB

Noun; a reclusive person, someone who does not go out very often, a person who could stay at home all day long and not talk to a single person and be happy.
Adj; Purposely not answering phone calls and avoiding people.

"That guy will never come out to drink with us, he is a fleb."
"I plan on flebbing around the house this weekend so don't bother calling me"

by whenIx9 March 8, 2017

Fleeced

To be stolen from.

Damn, someone just fleeced my bag!

by 1374828272773733 February 26, 2017

Fleece

To be ripped off. To pay for something and get inferior or no product.

That geezer just fleeced me, this aint a real travelcard.
That machine just fleeced me for a quid, I selected a coke and it didn't come out.

by LBU November 8, 2003