flarp/flarped

When something is fucked or strong in a bad way

bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"

bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped

by Uhygftrd October 24, 2023

Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarp

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

by NOOPLEASEHELPMEPLEASE April 9, 2024