pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

What Fits?

“What Fits?” is a game for men and women where you lay out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest and take turns inserting it in yourself. For example, Stephanie inserts a pencil in her vagina (can also be applied to your mouth or anus), if it fits she is not eliminated. Then you keep repeating the same process until there is one person left. For example, Stephanie could not fit the squash in her vagina yet Kate could, therefore, Stephanie is eliminated. It is important to note that you have to take the previous item out. Do NOT insert multiple things in yourself. If you’re feeling frisky and want to spice up the game instead of laying out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest you can go around the room and grab the first item you see.

Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna play What Fits?

by HomieFromTheBlock November 17, 2020

That fits

Referring to something that makes sense or something that one would expect to occur or be a certain way

“My friend is a teacher, they’re really good with children.”
“That fits”

by Holliesville March 25, 2021

tat fits

When a woman, ugly or fine, has nice voluptuous breasts.

Rees check her out, she's got some tat fits!

by Ryan11 March 17, 2008

One size fits most

To perform well during sexual intercourse; to satisfy a woman

You know that girl I partied with last night? One size fits most.

by Tenshinhan August 3, 2010

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012

the door fits a camel

The door fits a camel is an Arabic phrase that means “If you want to leave you can leave”. Like no one is forcing you to stay and no one is convincing you to.

Person 1 : I’m really tired of you sometimes I just want to leave.

Person 2: the door fits a camel!

by SorryAsdaq December 4, 2019