“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”
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Get the Wrigley Field mug.Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012
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an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)
Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.
i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.
:D
"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"
"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"
"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"
by parlez April 30, 2006
Get the noel fielding mug.During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.
This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.
This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.
The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.
by Featherless_Bipod April 15, 2021
Get the Fiery but mostly peaceful mug.The name of the canon pairing between two characters from Rick Riodan's Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard. Seriously these books get gayer every series and it's beautiful
The ship specifically consists of the following characters.
Magnus Chase, a sixteen year old Norse demigod and son of Frey who died and went to Valhalla. He was previously homeless and living on the streets.
Alex Fierro, a fifteen or sixteen year old genderfluid Norse demigod and child of Loki who, like Magnus Chase, was homeless on the streets, died, and went to Valhalla.
(I shall clarify that in order to go to Valhalla, they were required to die in battle while clenching a weapon.)
The ship specifically consists of the following characters.
Magnus Chase, a sixteen year old Norse demigod and son of Frey who died and went to Valhalla. He was previously homeless and living on the streets.
Alex Fierro, a fifteen or sixteen year old genderfluid Norse demigod and child of Loki who, like Magnus Chase, was homeless on the streets, died, and went to Valhalla.
(I shall clarify that in order to go to Valhalla, they were required to die in battle while clenching a weapon.)
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Person 1: OMG fierrochase is so cute i ship it sksksksksksk
Person 2: Ikr it is adorable they are such smol beans!!!! asdfghjhdk
Person 1: OMG fierrochase is so cute i ship it sksksksksksk
Person 2: Ikr it is adorable they are such smol beans!!!! asdfghjhdk
by Just a fan tryna help April 11, 2019
Get the fierrochase mug.a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
by Sexydimma June 4, 2013
Get the a carrot in god's potato field mug.by Neil Houston (The Irishman) February 18, 2011
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