figdick

Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.

"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"

by Norville December 3, 2004

Fidiot

When someone is an F'ing idiot but you not in a position to say the "F" word, for example at work, in front of your boss.

My boss is such a fidiot.

by The Evil DD May 14, 2009

Fidiot

A fucking idiot, a Fidiot.

Get away from me, you FIDIOT, or, I'm such a fidiot, I don't understand you.

by Steven Cincotta December 6, 2006

finicky

usually used to decribe ppl who r perfectionist i.e when u r picky about every little detail

note: a finicky person usually hits whatever they aim at

''change this to this colour n move that here y b/c it looks better'' <---finicky person

by myob November 17, 2004

fisicious

The act of doing something with the intent of deliberately annoying someone else.

Don't put your bag on that seat, thats just being fisicious

by feeba December 24, 2006

fidichka

fidichka is a sweet pie that its come in two forms fidichka lavash and fidichka chores

I just had a fidichka while playing piano

by rare coin collector July 28, 2023

fridiculous

A combination of the two words "freakin'" and "ridiculous"...hence FRidiculous= freakin' ridiculous.

That was fridiculous.

by Oh Schnap October 25, 2006