farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

farting around

Clean version of fucking around. Doing nothing in particular.

by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

Farting like a trooper

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”

"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"

by RobMF January 20, 2009

farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003

farting against thunder

To attempt something which, in the face of a massive adversary is equivalent to trying to drown out a thunderstorm with a feeble fart. Can also be used as an exaggerated way of describing how one's attempts at 'getting the message across' to an individual or party were met with a overpowering sense of hopelessness and futility. Often out of pure frustratrion.

Trying to speak to the manager about my complaint was useless. All she did was talk-talk and not listen. I might as well have been farting against thunder!

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008