Fail

Utter and complete lack of success

HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse

by REIGN SS March 24, 2009

Fail

Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.

Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'

by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010

Fail

A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).

Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.

Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.

by Thrasher13 February 27, 2010

fail

(noun) netspeak for really bad

Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL

by MadsCoven November 16, 2010

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

fail

1. to get a grade below the minimum passing grade in school.
2. To drain your bar completely in DDR and lose.
3. Means same thing as sucks.

I failed a math test. Oh crap I'll going to fail the song1 This really fails hard.

by 5'11"racer October 13, 2006

fail

fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.

"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."

by snoobo September 7, 2007