Faecalsaurus

A book to look up crappy words to "impress" others who are unable to use websites before writing emails.

Browsing my faecalsaurus this morning I found reference to sum up your grasp of the world.Ergo my point is you clearly mistake your anus for your olecranon.

by cpRtech July 13, 2007

Faecication

The act of excreting. passing 'waste' or defecating

John: "Lets go Jake,"
Jake: "Sorry John, but I need to faecicate after eating all those dim sims."

Or

Kyle: "After faecication, hands must be washed to remain sanitary."

by Currymuncher14 June 27, 2011

Faeciform

Having the same form as a turd or lump of excrement; stool-shaped.

The faeciform appearance of the chocolate bar floating in the public pool did much to offend the swimmers, even after their immediate fears relating to its precise nature had been allayed

Excluding his cherished refrigerator box, and some sheets of old newspaper, the few other things Michael seems to count as his 'possessions' are all thoroughly faeciform in appearance for a very simple and sobering reason

Tom did not in general cut an altogether pleasant figure, whether in terms of appearance or personality. Charitable individuals upon being confronted with the individual were apt to liken his features to a faeciform sack of potatoes

by Charlemagne1993 July 16, 2020

Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.

An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.

by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021

faecophilia

Shitting on other people because you find it sexy.

'She wanted to shit on me, man', 'Man, shes into faecophilia'

by BrettP187 May 21, 2008

faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

faeces freak

Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher

Poo licker, bum picker

by deevonbeasleychicagocoonkilla June 17, 2004